All this is coloured by my lack of long-term status and thus emotional investment in club football, but all through the season I couldn't help but feel that I'd prefer to support a smaller team than Arsenal.
It's not just because the gunners weren't on top and made fools of themselves against United. Truth is, I felt at least a smidge of the same thing last year, when they were untouchable in England (while having no touch in Europe - surely there's got to be a good joke somewhere in there). Supporting a giant team who consistently do well is... well, it's a difficult to explain. It's a bit too plastic and grand. Most significnantly, i think, it's not at all representative of real life; it's about supestardom and celebrity and being a flash geezer with big cars and all the babes - I think there's something in being a fan of a superteam that gives their supporters the big dick syndrome, the feeling that they're driving sportscars and being big studs. And we all seem to have this misconception that that's what life's about - and somehow I hate to see it as part of fandom.
Sure, I know we can argue that sport is about escape. To a large degree, I'm very sympathetic to the idea that life's miserable enough without supporting Rochdale. It's a fair point. But there's something tawdry about supporting a big side primarily, something distinctly un-noble about it. It smacks of being one of those talent-less boobs who thinks that ambition, shrillness and personal venom makes them 'special' enough to be a star following a stint on reality tv.
Trash talking at Trafford and swaggering in Highbury - they're both deeply unpleasant phenomena. But maybe I need to give it more time. What comes up does must, I hope, come down. Old Arsenal supporters have every right to revel in their team's brilliant play over the last three seasons, having suffered through Hornby-related years of mediocrity and (worse) ugliness. When the team does suffer an inevitable slide, how will young fans take it? That's a particularly good question for United fans. Funny how almost every single person of my generation born in greater Manchester was born closer to Old Trafford than to any of the eight or so other grounds in the area. Or perhaps every one of them was born into an Man U family. Funny that.
So who can I go for? Sadly, there's no one round these ways. Leyton Orient's across the Lea, and that's not part of the world I can identify with. Maybe when we move down south, bu Crystal Palace and Charlton are both a little ways out. Still, if Palace go down the same year we move down, it'd be fun to watch some first division football. What I'd really like is a good Hackney team: the Dalston Demolishers or the Haggerston Hoors, perhaps. In the meantime, it's just cruddy old Arsenal...
On that note, why is it that they can't win in Europe? I think it's that fast passing thing they do: it's so perfect when it's on, and it really gets defenses discumbobulated, but great defences are just too good for it. Bayern Munich never gave Arsenal an inch, and it kept them from moving the ball into the middle just at the top of the penalty area: every time Arsenal tried to get it in there, they were met with three or four defenders. I saw it last year, and I saw it again this year too. If Arsenal are going to succeed agains the most tactically astute defences, they need to be able to open them up by mixing their attack up. Going over the top some (if they could do it successfully) would force defences to deal with more than one style of play, and might help break them down.
If they do want to be able to open up the top - and I should note that Wenger said that poor pitch conditions in the winter months made it hard to play the fast passing game even in England - Michael Owen isn't their man. It's a short, quick team, Wenger's. Perhaps someone tall? Is Henry capable of using his height to win headers for his teammates?