Pie Fight

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ulysses.

Youtube fun

World of badger explains how to save videos, and recommends some. Super Shatner Power Hour, here I come!

Music, non-stop

Of the make-out variety.

Sugar tits

Everybody with any sense knows that Mel Gibson is a vile little cur. Driving drunk? Blame the Jews! Can't find your socks? Blame the Jews! After all, they started it.

What I'm hoping is that his next movie, instead of being in Aramaic or Olmec or whatever, will be in Blame the Jews-speak. Eg:

Mel's sidekick: "Watch out, Mel, he's got a gun!"
Mel's character: "Of course he's got a gun! Why do you think Jews wear those stupid hats? It's to hide their ammunition! The Jews shot Jesus, but they ain't shooting me! I own this town, Shylock!"

Still, credit where credit is due. I thought "sugar tits" had disappeared from the lexicon (and yea, a tear did I cry), but apparently Mad Mel is keeping the flame.

A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"

The Hoff? Or Tony Fucking Danza?

Via Unfogged:

David Hasselhoff kicked out of Wimbledon:

Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: “You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff.” Hasselhoff then downed beer after beer and was later seen staggering... Security chiefs ordered Hoff out. One guard said: “He was steaming drunk.”

And the superficial has just the right plan of action:

If I was David Hasslehoff I'd be asking every single person I ran into if they knew who I was, and then I'd follow it up with "I'm The Hoff" and then punch them in the stomach and continue on my way.

This is almost as good as walking up to people, asking "who's the boss?," then punching them in the face while saying "Tony fucking Danza!"

Nice arms, dude

Why did T-rex have such wussy arms?

German comedy gold

Oliver told this one yesterday:

A bunch of Germans get to talking about the war, and one guy says "Yeah, my grandfather died in a concentration camp." Everyone goes uncomfortably silent, and then he says, "He fell off the watchtower."

Then...

"Just joking.

"He only broke his arm."

Ode to the hillbilly

If that ain't country, it'll hairlip the pope.

The Mustache of Understanding

It's a sunny Saturday, but I'm trapped in bed with the right side of my face swollen to three times it's normal size! I wonder if this makes my face too large for The Mustache of Understanding?

Sweet jimminy!

If a panda's cute, then a really young panda's probably really cute, right? Uh, kinda - in about the dorkiest way imaginable.